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Amy
(allynch@worldnet.att.net)




(Cartoon from the Red Baron series by Ool, see `red_baron' for more! And see
`eiffel_tower' for the beginning of this story!)

Red Baron No. 81


   _______________________________________________
  |                                               |
  |  And now for something completele different:  |
  |  A Frenchman flogging a dead ferret...        |
  |_______________________________________________|


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                                              EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!







                                   (Original vore art stolen from Strega)




And later on ...

Red Baron No. 110











   ________________________________________
  |                                        |
  |  You may have wondered by now why our  |
  |  hero, the world famous Red Baron,     |
  |  has crashed on French turf but not    |
  |  encountered any enemy soldiers yet.   |
  |                                        |
  |  Well, mostly because the infantry     |
  |  assigned to this sector of the front  |
  |  line is too busy dealing with their   |
  |  own private business...           ____|________________________
  |__________________________________,'                             `.
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