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>> Flauta Travesera - Sep'99 <<

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             gnv'---(.)------'-ooo--'-o`ooo-'----'oo----'








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              H e ' s   A N G R Y ! !

                                   _    BLOW it out
  H e ' s   a   F L U T E ! !     / \    your ear!
                                 /   \    /
                                 || ||   /
          H e ' s . . .          |\_/|  /
                                 (   )
                                 }_ /{
     A N G R Y   F L U T E !     }o o{
                                 } \ {
                                 } < {
                                 )___(
                                 |   |
                                 | O |
                                 |   |         C r e a t e d   b y
                                 | O |     H o w a r d   W e n !
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   Today, Angry Flute answers probing questions from the curious...









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                   Mr. Flute, what is
                  the meaning of LIFE?
                               \
                                \   ___.,
                                  /\-\-\\
                                 /| . . |
                                 /|::[::?
                                 //\\_///
                                 ///\_///
                                 / |___| \
                                 | o   o |
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                                   _
                                  / \   it BLOWS!
                                 /   \    /
                                 || ||   /
                                 |\_/|  /
                                 (   )
                                 }_ /{
                                 }o o{
                                 } \ {
                                 } < {
                                 )___(
                                 |   |
                                 | O |
                                 |   |
                                 | O |
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       is it true that you were Magic Flute
          in 'H.R. Pufnstuf'? and if so,
      did that English boy ever suck as well
         as blow you? and what exactly is
           inferred by 'puff-n-stuff'??
                               \
                                \
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                                  } _ - {
                                  | . . |
                                  ( (,  ?
                                  \  _  O
                               ____\___/____
                              |  _   _   _  \
                              | |T|i|R|e|D| |
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                                       i will not answer your
                                   _   lewd questions, but i
                                  / \  will say that YOU SUCK!
                                 /   \    /
                                 || ||   /
                                 |\_/|  /
                                 (   )
                                 }_ /{
                                 }o o{
                                 } \ {
                                 } < {
                                 )___(
                                 |   |
                                 | O |
                                 |   |
                                 | O |
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                  arf, arf, arf! rarf!
                awf-arf! rarf, rarf-rarf!
                 arf-arf-arf, arf, rarf!
                              \
                               \  _     _
                                 / ] - [ \
                                  | o p |
                                  `.:v:.'
                                   '\U/'
                                   #####
                                  /     \
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          ( ( ( ( TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...! ) ) ) )
                                   |         _
                                   _        |\
                                  / \         \
                                 /   \         \
                                 || ||    High-pitch frequency of
                                 |\_/|   several kajillion decibels
                                 (   )
                        (  ( ((  }\ /{  )) )  )
                                 }, ,{
                                 } \ {
                                 } - {
                                 )___(
                                 |   |
                                 | O |
                                 |   |
                                 | O |
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  ( ( ( ( TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...! ) ) ) )







                        arf, arf, arf -- oof...!
                                    \
                                ___     ___
                            (((    ] - [    )))
                                  | o p |
                                  `.:v:.'
                                   '\o/'
                                   #####
                                  /     \
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  ( ( ( ( TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...! ) ) ) )




                                              _
                                             [ \
                                            p |
                         _        _/\/\/\_
                        / ] -    \        /
                            | o  / kraaa- \
                                 \  POP!! /
                                 /_      _\
                              `.:v \/\/\/:.'
                                  '\    o/'
                                   #####
                                  /     \
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                                         Mr. Flute BLEW apart
                                          my doggy's head!!!
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                                                          | . .\ \
                                                          C (.  \{
                                                         {\  o  \{
                                                         )_\___/_}
                                   #####                  /*\ /*\
                                  /     \                 \**\**/
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                                         now go away you people!
                                          don't stare at me--
                                   _   i am not here to entertain
                                  / \    you! i hate you all!!!
                                 /   \    /
                                 || ||   /
                                 |\_/|  /
                                 (   )
                                 }\ /{
                                 }o o{
                                 } \ {
                                 } O {
                                 )___(
                                 |   |
                                 | O |
                                 |   |
                                 | O |
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                               Copyright 1997 Howard Wen (wen@why.net)










        To improve the marketability of their client, handlers
      for Angry Flute hope to soften his "aggressively proactive
       stance" by test-marketing him in possible partnerships...








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   prodigious birth of low it is to me
 that i must love a flute who is so mean....
               |                                         _
               |     did my thoughts GROAN till now?    / \
               |     my GOD this BITES. for i never    /   \
               |   heard such WHINING till this night! || ||
               |                                   \   |\_/|
                                                    \  (   )
,________    ,___     ________,                        }_ /{
(________\  /(- -`   /________)                        }o o{
 `(_______\ | . .\ \ _______)`                         } / {
    `(____ {C  .) \} ____)`                            } > {
      `(__ {\  _  \} __)`                              )___(
        `( ||\___/_{ )`                                |   |
          `|}|___||``                                  | O |
           }}}    |                                    |   |
           }}}    |                                    | O |
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                                           i said BOBA FETT!! i'd only
          M-M-Mr. Flute, i'm such a        consider working with HIM--
        BIG FAN of yours! a-and i want      are you people IDIOTS??!!!
         you to know w-what an HONOR                     _  /
        it is for me to test with you--                 / \
                     /                                 /   \
                  _                                    || ||
                 /_\                                   |\_/|
                |___|                                  (   )
               -|Cco|                                  }\ /{
                | ..|                                  }o o{
                |---|                                  } \ {
                |O__|                                  } O {
          __,--_\===/_--,__                            )___(
         (___--||___||--___)                           |   |
          [_]\_//   ||_/[_]                            | O |
           M  []:[][][]  M                             |   |
          ||| []-[][][] |||                            | O |
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                        OH--so you think i have an
                   'attitude problem'...well, at least,
                     i'm not some merchandising WHORE,   _
                        you mute, fat-headed FREAK!!    / \
                                               \       /   \
                                                \      || ||
             _           _                       \     |\_/|
            / \_______ /|_\                            (   )
           /          /_/ \__                          }_ /{
          /             \_/ /                          }o o{
        _|_              |/|_                          } / {
        _|_  O    _    O  _|_                          } > {
        _|_      (_)      _|_                          )___(
         \                 /                           |   |
          _\_____________/_                            | O |
         /  \/  (___)  \/  \                           |   |
         \__(  o     o  )__/                           | O |
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                   'but is it not within the
              realm of extreme possibility that Mr.
              Schiming contracted extrabiological,
           microcellular organisms that compelled him    _
                to murder--' w-what?! GEEZ-UZ, WHO      / \
                   THE HELL WRITES THIS CRAP??!!       /   \
                                               \       || ||
                                                \      |\_/|
                                                 \     (   )
                 ___,                                  }\ /{
               /(-/-)\                                 }o o{
              // . . |\                          ..    } / {
              ||  ]  )|                         //|    } > {
              ||  -  ||                        //____  )___(
              \_\___/_/                        |.    | |   |
             /   \_/,_ \                       |.-X_ | | O |
            / |   |FBI| \                      |. =  | |   |
            \ \   |_o_/ /                      |_____| | O |
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