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'----.#/ `--' \,-- ##/ `----' \## ,' `/ `--' \,' '----' \ / `- __ `. ,' `. `. <'__`) ^)^\\ ____ __ __ __ _ \-/,-' , \ `--' __ `--' __ `--' / \/ / / \ #`. /`--'\ `--' /|_-/ ^| \| | \ #\ _ __ __ /_ `---\ / /|/ #._ ##| /`-'\ `--' `--' `--.___/\ \ # ###/ /))\ ` `- ###/ Red Baron No. 42 __ _____________________ ( /_ `. ,' `. ( //((-.\ / Still on the first \ (// 6/ | rock from the Earth I've | __ ____,----/ +,-' ____| decided it's about time | ==_)__________)|/ `-. I got off. That looks | 7 ,' | | like one of our planes | / / \ down there! / |___,'| `._____________________,' [__[]:] /] |(\=,. \ / \()' | |\ | || \ \) | | -------./\ |_____ / ,|_\ __) /_`.|__`._)' \,' ___/ __,------' ,' ,' ,' ,-' ,-' ' (( _ __ ___________________ __/('__`> ,' `. /_\\==(66) / Well, as a famous \ / /' `\_o/ ) | noble savage once said: | `. `-.'/| / ___| "Today is a good day | `._ \ \Y `-._ for others to die." / | || `.___________________,' | // \___// [___[] /] )| \ | | | \ \. | | \ \`.______________ | ), | \ \ | | | | Words of | ---- | / / _____ | true nobility! | |_||--. __) \______________/ |__`.--`___)' \,' ___/ __,------' ,' ,' ,' ,-' ,-' ' _____ _.--' __`-. ________________ ,-' .-' `.\ ( )__ ,' / (_) _ ( Good riddance! )_ {_.---._ / (_) (_ I was beginning to _) / . Y (___ feel crowded! _) / \_| () (_________________) | ( 66)__ | `-. | (___ \ | .)`-.__/ | __) \ `( _____________ \ \ / \ \ `. | SITTING | `. `-. ,. | BULLLLL!!!! | `-._ `-.___ / _____________/ `--.._____.' \ \ /,' /' ______ | | __( )__ | (_______ _)__ (____ _) \o_ ___ (___) \__ _( )__ \ (___ `-. 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