The following cartoons are part of the fantastic `red baron' series by Ool. You should check : http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron for the lot. And see `petit_prince', `death', `space_invaders', `temptation', `tourette', `bulls_eye', `snoopy', `hitchcock', `cannonball', `journey_to_the_moon', `drizzle', `northern_light', `whaam', `eiffel_tower', `escort', `zeppelin', `ferret', `tic_tac_toe', `trench', `asterix' `calvin' and `canteen' in my collection for more! Red Baron No. 1 Once again I scanned the web for jobs. All the sterile ads reminded me of my last sterile workplace, though. _ __ ____________ ,-----' | _ <'__`) ,' `. | // : | -' )= \\ ____/ Boring... \ | // : | --- \-_;` `-. boring... | | // : | -._ |\`\ | BOOOOring... | `-----._| __ // ( \| | (What's "IT" | _/___\_ //)_`// | ||] \ mean anyway?) / _____[_______]_[~~-_ (.L_/ || `.____________,' [____________________]' `\_,/'/ ||| / ||| ,___,'./ ||| \ |||,'______| ||| / /|| I==|| ||| \ __/_|| __||__ -----||-/------`-._/||-o--o---o--- ~~~~~' _ __ ,-----' | _ <'__`) | // : | -' :o)o\\ ___________ | // : | --- ((/o_/` ,' `. | // : | -._ [:]\_\ ____/ HMMmmmm! \ `-----._| __ | | ( \| `-. What WOULD be | _/___\_ //)_` \ \' /|] | a cool job, | _____[_______]_[~~-_ (.L\_,'||| \ I wonder... / [____________________]' `(/./'/ `.___________,' ||| / ||| ,___,'./ ||| \ |||,'______| O ||| / /|| I==|| _ ||| \ __/_|| __||__ (_) -----||-/------`-._/||-o--o---o--- ~~~~~' ___ _______( )___ ________________________(_ )____ ___________(__ )__ ( __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ | | braving the skies | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | in his Fokker | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ airplane! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `.______________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' __ __ _____________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / My hat ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | doesn't fly off | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | because it's | `-------' \-` , | aerodynamically | & , . & , . & , | ' \ shaped, see? / _\' `/_\' `/_\' | `._____________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 2 __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ | | braving the skies | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | in his Fokker | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ airplane! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `.______________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' __ __ _______________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / Please don't ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | write! They WERE | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | called "Fokkers." | `-------' \-` , \ Honest! / & , . & , . & , | ' `._______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 3 __ ____________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / There must be ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | fair weather | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ \ coming up. / `-------' \ ,'\ | `.____________,' & , . & , . & , |,' \ | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' __ __ _____________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(..) ______\ -'_--`. / I can tell ,-' `\}+/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | by the number | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | of bugf ftuck | `-------' \-` , \ in my teeff! / & , . & , . & , | ' `._____________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 3(b) __ _________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~ / Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... | world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ | Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ | | mercilessly | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | pounding away | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | | at his | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / \ enemies! / | ' , `._________,' __________________________/ ' \|/ ) __ ( __ ____________ ('__`> ) -_`. ,' `._____ (( /==(.) ______ ( _--`. / OH NO!!! ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | OUT OF AMMO!!! | _____ / /\ /)____||______-``. | ONLY ONE THING | `-------' \-` , \ LEFT TO DO!! / & , . & , . & , | ' `.____________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - __________________________ \ . _ _ _ | . ` _____________ _|,' `.|_|,' `.|_|,' |`. `\ \ ,' `. _/. ,\_/. ,\_/. |) )|` | / This is \ & ` ' & ` ' & ` |`. / | | signalling | _____,-------.____________/ `./ | | "I surrender" in |___ \_\/ \) __||__ \ `/ \ dog fights. _,-' ,/ -\ |()|::::)= `._____________,' \=(66) ------ (.__,> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 4 __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ (( /==(o) ______ / Hey, that's not ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | a space station! | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | That's the Moon! | `-------' \ ,'\ | | Although he won't | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | admit it the Red | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ Baron is lost. / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `.______________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' .-'~~~~'-. .-~'\__/ \__/`~-. ) ) .-~ (oo) (oo) ~-. (_____//~~\\//~~\\______) ) ) _.-~` `~-._ /O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\ _ _ \__JRO______________________________/ |- (_) \x x x x x x x/ _| \ \x_x_x_x_x_x/ (_) \/ _ /,' ____ (_) __ __ _____( )___ O ('__`> _ --__`. ( _) /=(99) ______\ -'_--`. _( He's still ) `\_./ |()|::::)= '_`. . ( too proud to __) _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. (__ stop and ask _) `-------' \-` , (_ directions, _) & , . & , . & , | ' (___ though. _) _\' `/_\' `/_\' | (__________) _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 4 (b) __ ____________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~ / Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... | world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ | Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ | | approaching the | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | space station's | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ reactor core! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `.____________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' |. . . . . . | \. . . . . / \ . . . . . / `. . . . . . . ,' . `. . \ . | / ,' ` `-._ \ \ | / _,-' ,' __ --- `--. | ,--' / ,' ,- ,' _ --- \ / , _, , ,' *ROAR!* ' ,' ,- /./ , _,- --- /_/`/ ,' ### # ### ### # # # -- /(X)/_o # # # # # # # # == /./ /\ ## # ### ### ### # __ ' /`/ o # # # # # # # ' # ### # # ### # # # `- ._ ,' `--.______________________,--' \ _,-' ,' | `. `-._ \ `- _,-' ,' | `. `-._ | ) __ ( __ _______________ ('__`> ) -_`. ,' `.____ /=(66) ______ ( _--`. / And I bet ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | you thought we | _____ / /\ /)____||______-``. | could shoot down | `-------' \-` , | only doghouses | & , . & , . & , | ' \ with these! / _\' `/_\' `/_\' | `.______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 5 __________________________ \ . _ _ _ | . ` _____________ _|,' `.|_|,' `.|_|,' |`. `\ \ ,' `. _/. ,\_/. ,\_/. |) )|` | / Verzeihen Sie, \ & ` ' & ` ' & ` |`. / | | mein Herr! | _____,-------.____________/ `./ | | Haben Sie etwas |___ \_\/ \) __||__ \ `/ \ Grey Poupon? _,-' /O \. |()|::::)= `._____________,' (^^)=/ ------ \ | / <.__,) ### (( ##### ### #########= ___________ ##### ##____##___/__ ,\ ,' __ `. `-------' \ ,'\ | / ,' `. \ _ __ |,' \ | | | () | | |_) /\ |_ |) )|, | \ `.__,' / | \ /--\ | |,' ,/ / `.____,' | ' , ________________________________/ ' ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 5 (b) __ ('__`> \ /==(o) ______ \ `\__/ |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; __ __ ('__`> _ --__`. \ /==(o) ______\ -'_--`. \ `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. .. \________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `-------' \-` . \ / , . & , . & , | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' ` : *Snipe!* | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,' / *. *Ker-ing!* | ' /__\ ` / : |\ ' ` __________________________/ / *_________/__\ / / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; / / / / *Rattattatt...!* / / / *Zing!* /__ *Shred!* , (*__`> *Tear!* ' *Ricochet!* \ / ** ) / ______ \ /:.* |()|::::)= \________ ____/ / / \ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' / /:--' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . / / '.. & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of ` / _ `: _\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,' / / |_ ".. |`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` / / ;: | ' , ' ` _______________ / ______________:______/ ' / / / / / ; *Smolder!* ( )) __ . (( _ --__`. \ /:. ) ______\ -'_--`. \ `\_:. |()|::::)= '_`. .. \________ _____ / /\ /)___ )|____\_-``. .____, `-------' `----:--' (( \-` . \ / , . & , . '.. ) & , | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. | ' /__\ ` //|/;: |\ ' ` _____________________________________:______/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; ( )) . ( \ /:. _ )___ \ `\_:. |()( :::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)___ )|___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `----:--' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . '.. & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` //|/;: | ' , ' ` _____________________________________:______/ ' / / / / ; ; ) ( __ . _ --__`. \ /:. ______\ -'_--`. \ `\_:. |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `----:--' \-` . \ / , . & , . '.. & , | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. | ' /__\ ` //|/;: |\ ' ` _____________________________________:______/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; . \ /:. ______ \ `\_:. |()|::::)= \________ /)_____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `----:--' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . '.. & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` //|/;: | ' , ' ` _____________________________________:______/ ' / / / / ; ; , - - - - - ' Cardboard ` ' cutout. ' ` - - - - ' __ \| . _ --__`. \ __ /:. ______\ -'_--`. \ ('__`> `\_:. |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ /=(66)/)_____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `----:--' \-` . \ / , . & , . '.. & , | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. | ' /__\ ` //|/;: |\ ' ` _____________________________________:______/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 6 __ __ ('__`> __ _ --__`. \ /==(o) //()\_ ______\ -'_--`. \ `\__/ ~(( x \ |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ / /\ /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||_____\_-``. .____, `-------',~((( / )----' \-` , . \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\'' | |,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|``. | ' /__\ ` ___,--'__`--'));' |\ ' ` _ ~~'___,--' `--'___________________________/__\ ~~' """"""/ / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; _______________ / \ | She's not dead, | | you know! | \________ _____/ \| ` __ ('__`> __ \ /=(66) //()\_ ______ \ `\_-/ ~(( x \ |()|::::)= \________ / /\ /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------',~((( / )----' \ ,'\ | . \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` ~~.___,--.__,--'));' | ' , ' ` _ ~~.___,--.__,--'__________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; __ __ ('__`> __ _ --__`. \ /==(o) //()\_ ______\ -'_--`. \ `\__/ ~(( x \ |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ / /\ /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||_____\_-``. .____, `-------',~((( / )----' \-` , . \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\'' | |,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|``. | ' /__\ ` ___,--'__`--'));' |\ ' ` _ ~~'___,--' `--'___________________________/__\ ~~' """"""/ / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; ___________ / \ | But the | | goose is. | \______ ___/ \| ` __ ('__`> __ \ /=(66) //()\_ ______ \ `\_-/ ~(( x \ |()|::::)= \________ / /\ /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------',~((( / )----' \ ,'\ | . \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` ~~.___,--.__,--'));' | ' , ' ` _ ~~.___,--.__,--'__________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 10 _____________ __ __ ,' `. ('__`> _ --__`. / It's venison \____ /==(o) ______\ -'_--`. | on the menu ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | tonight for the | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | Red Baron, owing | `-------' \-` , | to a rather | & , . & , . & , | ' | unfortunate mid- | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | \ air collision / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | `._____________,' |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ _________________ _( _)_ ( How am I ever _) ( going to replace a _) (__ red-nosed reindeer? )_ (_______________________) _ (_) __ __ __ O (__\ /__) <'__`) \ (__\---/__)_ (66)=\ ______ \ /\\_// \ \-_/' |()|::::)= \_____\(x x)/,___\_____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, //\0/// `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , // // . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The \)iri\)of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Wuppertal ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 11 __ ____________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / Luftwaffe has ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | equipped our | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | airplanes with | `-------' \ ,'\ | | new navigator | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | \ robots. / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | `.____________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' ____________ __ __ ,' `. ('__`> _ --__`. / They're \____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. | supposed to be ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | an assisting | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | safety feature, | `-------' \-` , | but frankly | & , . & , . & , | ' | mine's just | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | | getting on | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | \ my nerves! / |\ `.____________,' __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ __________________ /\ | | /\/ \/|____ | CLOUD AHEAD! | ___/ /_____ | DANGER! | _\ SHUT UP!! / | OOL SCHREGLMANN! | \ YOU BUBBLE-HEADED / | DANGER! | /___ BOOBIE!!!_____\ |__________ ______| /__ __ __\ / /__ | / \/ /__ / |/ |/ __ ' _____ ('__`> \ (<=<>>) /=(><) ______ \ _)_(_ `\_O/ |()|::::)= \________ ///|\\\ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Dusseldorf ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 12 _____________ / \ __ | The Red Baron |___ ('__`> \ | flies again! ,-' /==(o) ______ \ \_____________/ `\__/ |()|::::)= \______________________ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Baden-Baden ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; _____________ __ __ ,' `. ('__`> _ --__`. / My shrink \____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. | says I'm either ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | schizophrenic | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | or the victim | `-------' \-` , | of some really | & , . & , . & , | ' | crappy witness | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | | relocation | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | \ program. / |\ `._____________,' __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 13 __ _______________ ('__`> \ \ *Zing!* ,' `.____ (( /=(..) \ \ ___\__ / Here's the world ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= | famous Red Baron | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | having his newly | `-------' \ ,'\ | | cleaned airplane | & , . & , *Snipe!* : |,' \ | | riddled with | _\' `/_\' .. \ |) )|, | \ bulletholes! / _|`. ,'|_|`. : \ \ |,' ,/ / `.______________,' : \ \ \ | ' , ___________________\_____\\ ' \ \ __ ) _ ( ____________ ('__`> ( ( \ \\ ,' `._____ /=(..) _))(\ \ // / I could just ,-' `\_~/ |((((:):)(( | bail out but | _____ / /\ /)___))/_(_\)_ | it would do hell | `-------' (( \ )( \ | to my insurance | & , . & , ))/ ( ,) | \ rates! / _\' `/_\' ( _ | `.____________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ) _|`. | ( |\ __________________________/\ \ \ \ \_) ____ ( _ ) _____________ (=__=) ) ( \ // ,' `._____ {(..)} ((_)\ \ \ / Hey, you with ,-' \<>/ |())(::(:=)) | the funny nose! | _____ / /\ /)__((_\__)(\_ | Mind if we swap | `-------' ))/ ( ) \ | addresses and | & , . & , (( \ )( | | deal with this | _\' `/_\' ) _ | \ in private?! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ( |_|`. | `._____________,' ) |\ __________________________/\ \ \ \ \_) ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 22 \ | / *Thook!* ### ##(.# ---===== (( *>>-### #########= ___________ ##### ##____##___/__ ,\ ,' __ `. `-------' \ ,'\ | / ,' `. \ _ __ |,' \ | | | () | | |_) /\ |_ |) )|, | \ `.__,' / | \ /--\ | |,' ,/ / `.____,' | ' , ________________________________/ ' ( . *Bonk!* _ ( ### '/_ __`. ##### \\ _--`. *>>-#### #########= \_`. . ___________ #### ##____##____\_-``. ,' __ `. `-------' \-` , / ,' `. \ _ __ | ' | | () | | |_) /\ |_ | \ `.__,' / | \ /--\ | | `.____,' |\ ________________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ __ _______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /=(66) _O______v_ / Taking a live ,-' `\_-/ |___(,-----' | one for examining | _____ / /\ /)____||______ ,\ \ and tagging. / `-------' \ ,'\ | `._______________,' & , . & , . & , |,' \ | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 23 (b) __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / Here's the Red ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | Baron at an early | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | experiment with | `-------' \ ,'\ | | psychological | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | \ warfare! / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | `.______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' _______________ || | | |_'. \\___|_/) / _ _ | "The Ride of ,-.,` `--._=_) - (( (_) _ (( |= | the Valkyrie" | ' `\) \ / (( |-| _| |_______________| /_, ()() (#) __ __ ('__`> _ --__`. \ (( /=(..) ______\ -'_--`. \ `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `-------' \-` . \ / , . & , . & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' | |,- -.| Bayreuth ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | ' /__\ ` |\ ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ || | .`.-_-\ \\___|_/) / ____ `_`.'_-_\ `--._=_) - `-.`. `\) \ \ | / | ______________________,' /___________ / \ | *scratch* JAMBALAAAAAAAAAAAAYA!!!! | \_____________________________________/ __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /=(><) ______ / @#$%ing ground ,-' `\_~/ |()|::::)= | crew recorded | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | over my wax | `-------' \ ,'\ | \ cylinders AGAIN! / & , . & , . & , |,' \ | `.______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' || | \\___|_/) / ____ `--._=_) - `-.`. `\) \ \ | / | ______________________________,' /____________ ,' __ `. / ()() () () /~/ \ | \_\ |, |; ()() | | | | Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo | \ 'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio... / `.______________________________________________,' ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 24 (b) ____________________________________________________________ | ___ _-_ _,, ___ | |==/ _ \ -/ ) _ --===/ _ \ | |=/ , _/ __ ~||_< < \, ,._-_ /'\\ \\/\\=/ , _/ __ | |/_/|_|// /__ || \\ /-| ___ | || || ||/_/|_|// /__==/| |-===\_,_/ _ \ ,/--|| (( ,--' | || ||-===\_,_/ _ \/ | | --===/_//_/)_--_-' ,------------. \\ \\ --===/_//_/_/| | --===//( | DEUTSCHES | ########--===(_) | | ### | ___ | # # # | | ##### | _(,~ ) _ | # /| # # | | ### || ####### | (__/ \__) | /#| # | |______ ### _||_ _##__ | |||| |||| | |##| ## # | |_ `. `--- |____| | |||| |k|| | # |# | # # | | `. \ __ | ||'/\/\`s| | # # | / # # # | |) | | CONTROLS |_ | |'m'/\`m`r | |/ # # | |_,' / | | /||\ | THE # # | |__,' | | # BARON'S # # | |_______________________ | REICH | # HOME # | | `------------' # # # | | `_`.'_-_\ # ##### # | |____________________________________________________________| ____________________________________________________________ | ___ _-_ _,, ___ | |==/ _ \ -/ ) _ --===/ _ \ | |=/ , _/ __ ~||_< < \, ,._-_ /'\\ \\/\\=/ , _/ __ | |/_/|_|// /__ || \\ /-|| || || || || ||/_/|_|// /__==/| |-===\_,_/ _ \ ,/--|| (( || || || || || ||-===\_,_/ _ \/ | | --===/_//_/)_--,------------.------------.\ --===/_//_/_/| | --===//( | LOAD | GAME |#######--===(_) | | ### | | | # # | | ##### | 143 ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~ | # # | | ### ##| 144 ~~~ * ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ | # | |______ ##### ##__| 145 ~~~~ F ~~~ ~~~~~ |####### # | |_ `. `-------' | 146 ~~~ ~ L ~~~~ ~~~~ |# # # # | | `. \ _ | 147 ~~~ ~~ I ~~~~~ | # # # # # | |) | | |_) /| 148 ~~~ ~~~ P ~~~~ ~~~ | # # # | |_,' / | \ /-| 149 ~~~~ ~~~ ! 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| *BLAM!* *HUFF!* | S'IL VOUS PLAIT? || | \___ __/ *BLAM!* _ \________ ______/ | | /,' <'_`) __ `.\ | | /' \ ___ __ (//\\ `. `. `\ | | -- ---'__`-_\"_|. ,. .-`. `. | | \o_ )) \ _/_,_`_,-'/| + |\) | \____`.,`. `. O | | _\ _____ -- --(\___,-'|`---'| __|# ~~~ `. `--`__o(_)o__| | /) ----- / `` \_____/ -- `-------. `.__. - /^\ - | | -------- -------- [__[__] ----- o -- O`. -------- | | ______ *BLAM!* _____ (([] [])) ___________ `--` _______ | | *BLAM!* |/ | \|_ | | _______________________ | /\ /_\ ____________________ | | /_/ \/| | )) | | | | ``-' | | AMMO: _____________ /_/ _________________ HEALTH | | 35/100 (( |_/ |##########| | |____________________________________________________________| ____________________________________________________________ | _ | | ('_`> / / | | //\\) / | | _,|_"// /(()/ | | \ / ,| + |`. [:] | | \ *Kaching!*| `|*| _ | | \________ _____ | / \____*/`._/ / ) | | .____, `-------' `------ [:]=[*_]/_] / / | | . \ / , . & , . & (()(/[]/[]*Kaching!*| | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ _|/ | /\ |/ | | |,- -.| Wolfenstein ,'|_|`. ,'|_ /_\ *Kaching!* | | ' /__\ ` /| |\/ \_\ | | | ' ` _______________________________ `-'' | | _/ | | / / \_\ | | ___ ______ ,-' / \_| | | `-. ,-' `-. ,' | | `. ,' `. ,' | | AMMO: \ / *JUMP!* \ / *JUMP!* HEALTH____ | | 35/100 * * |######____| | |____________________________________________________________| ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 54 __ /\ (()) /\\\ (()()) ///\ (()) //\\\\ (/) ________________ || __ || __ \\/ ,' `. ~~~~~~~ ('__`> ~~~~~~~~~ _ --__`. ~~~~ / Back on the ground \____ /==(o) ______\ -'_--`. | the world famous ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | Red Baron's chores | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. \ are far from over! / `-------' \-` , `.________________,' & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | | |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ | ||| ||| | |#||| _ _ |||#| \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ /`. |#||| |||#| /`.#`.~, |_||| |||_| .`.`. `~ `.`(`. `. ___ / /.`.#`. ___ ||| | ,-' /`.`.`/ )) | ||| _ |||#| \_/ | `./ |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ \,' | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | / / /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| / / |_||| ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| _ |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ . | L - __ \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | .'\\\ ,' _,) _ . | |:----._\ |||#| \#\\,' ,' ` . \ |#||| |||_| \ \\)' .- \ |_||| ~\ \\\ \ \ `~\#\\\ | | | ___ ___ \,' | | ||| ||| | | | |#||| _ _ |||#| \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | / | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ / |#||| |||#| |_||| |||_| / ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ ,-- -- \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | , \ | |:----._\ |||#| / ,-- |#||| |||_| ( |_||| | \ \ \ ___ ___ \ )) | ||| ||| | \ \ )) |#||| _ _ |||#| _/`. *Shake!* \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | (( / \ | ,'\ | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ `-. \,',',\ |#||| |||#| (( \ \','#,' )) |_||| |||_| ,',(,' ,' *Shake!* ',',' ,~ *Shake!* ___ \,'#,'~` ___ ||| | (( \,' )) | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | | |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ \ | ||| ||| | |#||| _ _ |||#| \ \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | \ | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ |#||| |||#| | | | |_||| |||_| /`. ,~/#/// | | | ___ ~/ /// / ___ ||| | / //). `- / / | ||| _ |||#| /#//'. `._ , ' / |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ './// `. `) _ ' | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | ' |_F - __ /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | | |:----._\ |||#| )) |#||| |||_| (( /`. |_||| /`.#`.~. *Shake!* .`.`. `~ *Shake!* ___ ___ `.`(`. `. | ||| ||| | (( / /.`.#`. )) |#||| _ _ |||#| ,-' /`.`.`/ \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | (( \_/ | `./ | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ \,' *Shake!* |#||| |||#| / / )) |_||| |||_| / )) / / / ___ | ___ ||| | ( | ||| _ |||#| \ '-- |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ ' / | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | '-- -- /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| _ |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ . | L - __ \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | .'\\\ ,' _,) _ . | |:----._\ |||#| \#\\,' ,' ` . \ |#||| |||_| \ \\)' .- \ |_||| ~\ \\\ \ \ `~\#\\\ | | | ___ ___ \,' | | ||| ||| | | | |#||| _ _ |||#| \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | / | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ / |#||| |||#| |_||| |||_| / ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ____ __________.(\,________ /__/ /__/#/___________/#/__/ ___/ /________(\o._________/ ________________ ___/ __ _____(>\\<)________/ ,' `. ~~~~~~~ ('__`> ~ *SHAKE!* --__`. ~~~~ / Th-this is how we \____ (( /=(><) )) _==___\ -'_--`. | tel-ll our hunt-ting ,-' __ `\_o/ |()|::::)= '_`. . )) | squadron where we've | _==__ / /\ /)_==_||_==_\_-``. \ sighted the enemy! / `-------' \-` , `.________________,' *SHAKE!* & , . & , | ' _ /_\' `/_\' )) | )) _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | == = (( == |\ ____((____________________/__\ )) ---_- ____-- ____ .`.-_-\ === === `_`.'_-_\ *SHAKE!* -- - ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 61 . , `. \=====================/ ,' | . \===================/ , | | |`. \=================/ ,'| | | | | |. | | ,| | | | | | | || | | || | | | | | | || | _ ,---. _ | || | | | | | | | . | | | | O O O _O|{) | | O |.OO| O O O O /|<,""/O`-'\_|_,'|`.-'|\<>\-/)(///) ,"------|_--"---"---"--------------. |__________________________________| ' ' O __________________ () _ _( ) (_) ( Here's the world ) (_ famous Red Baron at _) ( one of his pointy- )_ (_ hat boss's parties! __) (_____________________) _____________ __( )___ _______________ _( Why are we ) / \ (_ all sitting at just _) | War is like-- | (_ ONE side of the __) \_____ ________/ (___ table? ____) /,' (___________) _ /' (_) A __ () _|_ <'__`) / __\ :6)6\\ | /-X-) \-_/' _ _ _ \__o/ |. _/\ \_ (_\_\_) _/ /\ \_) / /. \ ||| (__, ) [:] \ /| |. | \ | | / / .|\ / / / \))------((/--------\))------------------------------((/ \ /##\ \ \ ,-----. \ \ \ O `----' O ) `-----' |\ O ) -------------------------------------------------------- ____________________ ______________ _( ) / \ ( Ah, here comes the ) | --a match of | (_ part where we all _) | GOLF! | ( applaud like morons ) _ \_____ _______/ (_ and pretend we have _) ( \ /,' (_ an idea what he's __) \| A /' (__ talking about! _) / _|_ (_________________) _ / /__ \ (_) / (-X-\ | *Clap!* *Clap!* ./ \o__/ __ O () (_| /\ \_ *Clap!* *Clap!* ('__`> /[:] ( .__) //^(^; *Clap!* / \ \_/|. |||\ |\ /| `\_=/ _ _ \ ` |. \ \ (\) (/) __/ //|_ *Clap!*(_\_) `-'|. / / \|` '|/ ( (\) \ _|| |. / / \ / \ \,'|\| \ | | |. 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X<\__| )) `\ - ,. `- \_( `. \ \__// \ | | *WHACK!* \ `-.\ `.\ `._ \ \|__________(\ ___`._ ` `. `-.._) - *WHACK!* \_(_ `.__ `. ||| / ,. *WHACK!* `--------`--`.__/\ | | (\___,----' \. | _______________________ ,' `. / Um, sorry! I thought \ | I saw a spider crawl across | A | your mousse! I hate _`-._ _|_ \ spiders! / /_##\ `._______________________,' | X6\__| . || \._// (( \ ' / __ \\ _\__ __ ) ) /##) ( .__) ( ( ('###> | _/|.# |||\ /(.).) )) (\ _,-'` |. # \ \ `\#~/_ \_(_##_,'|. | / (( /# /###\ )) _||| |.# / / #\ /| #|. ##\ | | |. [:] / \))------""#--------\""------------------------------((/ \ #### ###,### \ ##### \ #,-----. \ \ # \ O### ### `-######## ### ) `---#-' |\ O ) -----------####-#####----------------------------------- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 66 A \ _|_ \ O () _ \ \ \ /,-.\ _ \\ (_) \\ \ __|.(.|-' ) \\\ \ __ \\ \ ( ` \-/ ||| \\\ \ (__) ----._ \__|||=-.// / |____\\\___\_____ ________ \ /____\ ` _, ' /________________ ( )_ # ||######-####--###### (_ Three... ) ## ||################ (__ Two... _) ##### / |######### (_ One... _) # # # \ |####### (_________) _ _# # \|######### #|\ # |######## | \ |#### | \ \\### __ | \|\\## ('__`> \\| _ _\ \\ //-(-: \|=====\=\\ `\_-/ \\ |\ \\ _/_/\_ =================== \\ | \_\\ ,' \_ || || \\==|==\=\/ ,' '| `-._//, || \\ | \/ / ' '|-.__( / ,====. \\|_ _( \| ' '/ `-' //####\\=== \|====\ \._' '| ||####|| \\ |\,-\__[]] \\####// \\ _|_((\ )| `====' \\=|==(\ . \ \\| \\ \ | _,--$ \| \\ \ \ J \\====|\ )| F \\ | \/ \ | \\ (|_/\ | J \\[|_] \._\ F \\|%\\|\.]\ | \|\__)\\`.\ J \\=== |._)\ F \\ | \\ | ___ \\ _|_ _ \\ J __ `-------.____ \\=|=====\\ F ###-||----.____ `--._ \\| \\| #_#/ /##||####`--._ `-. \| J / -#/ /#-#||#_#_||## `-. `-. 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' ` | \|\\## \ \ ((( \\| _ _\ \\ \ \\\ `._) )) \|=====\=\\ ( ( __ | | \\ |\ \\ ('__`> =| |============== A _ () () \ _|_ /, \ \__\ \ \ \ /,-,\ _ -- () `--' \\ \ __|9(9|-' ) \\ \ ( ` \./ ||| \\ \ ----._ \__|||=-.// / |____\\\___\_____ \ /____\ ` _, ' /________________ # ||######-####--###### ## ||################ ___________________ ##### / |###### ____________________ ,' `. # # # \ |##### / \ / That "soap on the \ _ _# # \|##### | "Dropping the Pilot" |__| last step" prank wasn't | #|\ # |##### | AGAIN??!!! ,--. funny the first time | | \ |#### \________ __________/ \ AND IT ISN'T NOW!!! / | \ \\### |/ `.___________________,' | \|\\## * ' \\| _ _\ \\ * | * \|=====\=\\ \ / ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 68 __ )) (( ('__`> // >(\\) `\_ ,' I wanted to be... `. /_\\==(oo) / | \ / A FLYING ACE! \ / /' \_O/ ) / \ `. `-.'/| / _______| Shooting down plane after | `._ \ \Y __ `-._ plane as they approach our | | || /_ \ __ `-. lines from across the Somme! | \ // (--)=|/_ \ __ | The Curtiss! The Sopwith! | \__|| \o|/(--)=|/_ \ | The mighty Salmson 2A2! | [--[] /\_\ \o|/(--)=| | The Spad! The Farman! | (( / )\(( / )/\_\ \o|/ | The Caproni Ca.3! The Caudron! | \ \|/ /(( / )/\_\ | The Nieuport! The Breguet | | \ |_,'| |/ /(( / ) | 14A2! The Roleur! The | | |\ )__ \_,'| |/ /| | Tellier! The Donnet-Denhaut! | / ) \ \ \__ \_,' | | | ,' ,' \-|_,[] \___/ \ With my best co-pilot in my / / \/ \ \__ __,[]__] \ back--we'd SING! / (( / / \_ //|,-| ) `. SING! SING! ,' `-.\ |/' ___/ `-.____________________,-' `----'`-.> __________________________________ ,' `. / Fly where the clouds are \ / And not even the sky's the limit. \ | When a clean white blanket buries | | Up there | | All our fears and all our worries, | | That's where | | Everything that seemed important to us | | Turns to far-away fuss. | | | | __ () | \ \ \ () () / \ ()() \~ \= / `._________ __ __ _ ____________,' _________ /,' /,' |/ `.\ / \____ /' /' ' `\ | Enough! ,-' | ENOUGH! | __ \___ ____/ <'__`) . || , (^^)=\ ___/\|\||/\/|___ __ __ \o_/' __ \ / / _\ / _\ __/\/\__ /_ \ \ ENOUGH!!!! \ |=(--) |=(--)/ '`'`'' \ (--)=| /__ _\ \|o/ \|o/ | ' //)'. \ \o|/ |/\ /|/| / /_/\ /_/\ | [:] \ /\_\ ' \/ ' |/ ________________________ ,' `. / If I push through your \ | request for transfer, will | | you quit doing that every | | single time you report in | \ here?!! / __ `._________ _____________,' __ ('__`> `.\ _\ /=(oo) `\ (><) `\_-/ A |o/ /_/\ _|_ /| ,' ) \\ \. _____ /_ \ / ___ \. / ,' || \` \ //X<\ | ,6)) \`. / <| // | Sure! | |(\o_|/ ,' - ` - - - - `._\__`/ \_____/ / /___ \_ ' There better ` //[--[] _______|___ __||)\___ : be a tip in it : / / )\ [___________]\ . \ || . for us this , / \ \ | | \ . ||| . time! , ( | | | | |) | . ||| - - - - - - | | / | | / . / || ________________ _________ (__________ ____________) (_____________ __________) (_______________) _ (_) () O __ __ ________________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / And that's how I ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | became a fighter | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | pilot. ... | `-------' \-` , \ End of story! / & , . & , . & , | ' `.________________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - __ _______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / Tomorrow: ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | The complete lyrics | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | to "Fly Where the | `-------' \ ,'\ | \ Clouds Are!" / & , . & , . & , |,' \ | `._______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 69 FLY WHERE THE CLOUDS ARE Wind's north-east on tarmac four When I hear her engine start up, My ears ringing from its roar, As her passing lifts my heart up. Through a veil of rain she bolts, Racing down the quaking runways, until off she takes and floats irresistibly sunways. (__ (___ (( ,,__ ----- `------------ (____ (( ((/,_,> (_____ /`//>(<; ______________________________ (_________ / / \_-/ \___\><\____,----._____\><\___\ (( \ `./_/\ ___||__||___,{) .___||__||__ )) `. _)\\ \___|___|___\" )\____|___|__\ ~~~~~~~ `' || ___||__||___/`--'\__||__||__ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ = | // \___|___|___`. JV\__|___|__\ `. `. = = = \___// \ _/'`.AF \ /\ = = [--[]\)) (/---``.__V><|__ )) = = = (( / )| | /____/___\ `. \ . \ \ \ . = `. = = = = | | | | `. ` . = = | | | \ \ \ `. ` = / / | | | \ = `. = = = = ,' ,| / \ \ `. `. / / | | | = `. = = = /`.' \_\ \ \ \ = `. `. `-.\ | `-. = = `---' = Fly where the clouds are And not even the sky's the limit. When a clean, white blanket buries up there All our fears and all our worries, that's where Everything that seemed important to us Turns to far-away fuss. For a long time I just gaze As she takes the towering clouds on, While the murky, rainy haze Dims her lights out one by one. Long ago my eyes have lost That faint dot she had become, when Finally all I heard was just Her propeller softly humming. , `---------- _______ (___ ===+=== (____ (_______ ' ' (_____ , ,==. (_________ (_________ `------ ( ) , (_______ |;--;| `------- - .-++- _\""/_ ------ \||/ / )`'. \ ___||_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ | \~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:-._||- = = = / / `\ \ \``._ = = = = ||||`-: = = = | |\____// / \ `.`-._ = = = = || = = = \,\[_|__] / \ . `-._ = = = X = = = (\[] [](/ = \ `. `-._ = = = = = = = / | = \ `-._ = = = = | / \ = = \ `. `-._ = = = = =| /| | \ `. `-._ = = = = / / \ ) = \ `. `-._ = = = | |=| | = \ ` `-._ = = = | | | | = = \ ` = = | / | | = \ :. == = |_| \_/ = = = \ `:. = = \_| =|_/ \ `:. `` Fly where the clouds are And not even the sky's the limit. When a clean, white blanket buries up there All our fears and all our worries, that's where Everything that seemed important to us Turns to far-away fuss. After silence falls I stroll, Draped in clothes the slush keeps soiling. Wafting down from flight control There's the smell of coffee boiling. Puddles spiked with gasoline Make an ersatz-rainbow glisten. Clouds, reflected deep within, Make me wish that I were with them. (_______ (_________ (______ , ,'`. , .-++-, `------ /))-.\ `------- \||/ _____ ';; 6/` ------ ___||_____,-' `- ,\,-' :-._||--,' _ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ , \\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||||`-:' `--.__ = _,''/ / ,' || = = = = = = `|| `-. _,-',' / / / //= ,-------------------.------------------------- ' , / = \ \__|| |\ / \ / \ / \ / \ /|\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ ,' / \ \_[] = | X X X X X | X X X X X X / = /\\ )| = |/ \ / \ / \ / \ / \|/ \ / \ / \ / \,--------- / \ \ | X X X X | X X X | RAUCHE / = | | \ |\ / \ / \ / \ / \ /|\ / \ / \ / \ /| / = | |\ \ | X X X X X | X X X X | VERBOTE / ) \ | \ / \ / \|/ \ / \ / \ / \`--------- = | / | | *kick* X | X X X X X X = = | | \_\_ ,' -. __ )) /|\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ |-'-. \__\ ,- `. ()_) ____ = = `---' = ,---' ~~ `--. ,--. __ = = = = `--------.__,' `---' `--' = = Fly where the clouds are And not even the sky's the limit. When a clean, white blanket buries up there All our fears and all our worries, that's where Everything that seemed important to us Turns to far-away fuss. "Uber den Wolken" Music and Lyrics (c)1974 Reinhard Mey English translation 2000 by Ulrich Schreglmann ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Red Baron No. 94 _______________________ ,' `. ___________ / I can't believe it! \ ,' `. | | / Only smooth \ | I never once saw | | surface is the | | from in here the plane | \ highway!! / | even HAS wings, and the | `.____ _____,' | first time I do is when | / / ________________ | YOU break a strut! | /,' ,-' ) ______) | Find a place to land, | // /`--+--------' ,' \ AND FAST!!!! / /' / / ,` `._______ ______________,' / ' ,` `.\ . / || /| ,` `\ \ ' / / \\ / | ,` ___ . ' , / *Crick!*//||` `. (( __ __ `. )) //,||_ \ ('_,,> /__\ / // //'-||_`. ___, \ /=(oo) |(.>.)_/ __||//\ -||_--`. / , \ `\_o/ \\~// |()|| /:)= ||`. . -'| \________ / /\ /)_____ / /\ /)____|/_____||_____` -.| `-------' `-----,--",-' _______) __\ ` . & , . &`---`--------' |-` ' ` The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' || / | | ` .' Tennenlohe ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. || ' //|| | -------. __||__// || |\ )___________________________,--" || //`.||_/__\ /-' / / __|\ ||// ||-_-_-\ /---' ,/ ( ( ||\ | / ||`.__-_\ ----./ ___,'/______ \_\ ''_\ |/ || `.- ----' ,' `. \,' \ ____________`. / It must be \ / _ \,-' _______) | RUSH HOUR down | | (_) `--------' \ there!!!! / \ / `.____________,' `.___,' _______________________ | | | This is your plane. | |_______________________| ' / ' ` | | \ ,---. / / | \ / \ ' ` \ | A | / __|__ \ \ / | A | *Crack!* `.^,' == | A | .__ /o\ \ _____| A | / ;---(_O_)------. `-._ R | `-._____,,.________\ / | R | /______/((\\______\ == ___| G | /_____\\))/_____\ \ `-. H | |=`''=| | ! | | ! | *ROARRR!!* \ / `---' ___________________________________ | | | This is your plane-- on trucks! | |___________________________________| / / / / / ____ // / _________ // ,' \ ,'_____ `. / ## |_____,-------, /______ `. \ ______,------' / ) //. \ `--' ____,---'\/ // \ \ _________,----' ____,---' `` \ `-.___---' _________,----'\\ ___ .____ `-. ~~~,--\' ,' \\ / ____((__,---' \ ,' ))`----____`.~ ,==.___||---' \\ / \ ,' // || ,--.><} // ||___,---'\/ /`---.____ //_-{><}=/ ||_____,----' ____,---' `---.____ `----.__||___\--------' _____,----'\_________ __ /`----._______(\===-/----'_______,---\\ ,') ,' // \\=-// / /| ___/ / ,'_ |\ ,/ \\- \ | _____,----' __\/ /__ `----._____ '| (_) | /___,---' _____,----' / `----._____ `-----__`_\\/_______----' *CRASH!!!!*' *CRASH!!!!* `-----._ /-=\\ \ ,'____________/ ,'____________,' / -==\)__## / __________ \ / __________ \ ##__,--'__## | | (''\\ | | | | //'') | | ##__,--' ## | | \~/ | | | | (( \~/ | | ## | | __//\\ | | | | __//\\ | | / | `-,||||||.-' | | `-,||||||.-' | || | /||||||||\ | / | /||||||||\ | /|| _|_/||||||||||\_|_ / / _|_/||||||||||\_|_ / // / _ \||||||||||/ _ \/ // / _ \||||||||||/ _ \/ | (_) |||||||||| (_) | / | (_) |||||||||| (_) | // // / |__`=============='__| |__`=============='__| / / | |______________| || | |______________| || /__/ | | =============| || | | =============| || \_\/ \_\/ \_\/ \_\/ ___ / / / / / / / / / / __________________ | | | Any questions? | |__________________| *CRASH!!* | | | || | | | | (( ____ ____ )) ___ _._ __ |\ `. ,' /| _\ \_ \|/ ,' _\ | \====. ,====/ | /_ `--.:---;--' _\ | ||_o|| ||_o|| | /_`--._/`)\_,--'_\ (( \ |/||\| |/||\| / )) `--._\(_/_,--' '(o||||o) (o||||o)' "` ``""` "` ||==|| ||==|| / \ ~ / || \ ~ ~ ~ ~ / || \ ~ ~ ~ / \ ~ ~ ~ ~ / || \ ~ / || \ ~ ~