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    Quit worrying. You'll be
      back on your knees in no time. (Jack Nicholson)  | 
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    - Pay me a compliment,
      Melvin. I need one... (J. Nicholson, H. Hunt)  | 
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    Appetites aren't as big
      as your noses, huh? (Jack Nicholson)  | 
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    - Why can't I just have a
      normal boyfriend! Why? Just a regular...  | 
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    People who talk in
      metaphors outta shampoo my crotch. (J. Nicholson)  | 
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    Dr. Green, how can you
      diagnose someone as an obsessive... (J. Nicholson)  | 
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    Or, if it's election
      night, and you're excited and you want... (J.
      Nicholson)  | 
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    - Where was my little
      baby? Where was my baby? - In the basement...  | 
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    - Can I ask you a
      personal question? - Sure... (J. Nicholson, G. Kinnear)  | 
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    - I've got Jews at my
      table! - It's not your table... (J. Nicholson, H. Hunt)  | 
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    - Fu*king HMO's! Bastard
      pieces of sh*t! - Carolyn! - I'm sorry. - It's...  | 
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    They make me buy a new
      outfit, and they let you in... (J. Nicholson)  | 
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    Clippety-clop, clippety-clop,
      ignores me! (Jack Nicholson)  | 
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    Don't be like me! Don't
      you be like me! You stay just the... (J. Nicholson)  | 
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    - Hope you find him love
      that dog. - You don't... (J. Nicholson, G. Kinnear)  | 
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    - I love you. - I tell
      you buddy, I'd be the luckiest... (G. Kinnear, J.
      Nicholson)  | 
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    Must try other people's
      clean silverware as part of fun of dining... (H. Hunt)  | 
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    Do you like to be
      interrupted when you're nancing around in... (J.
      Nicholson)  | 
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    What I know is, is that
      as long as you keep your work... (J. Nicholson)  | 
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    - You wanna dance? -
      Well, I've been thinking... (H. Hunt, J.
      Nicholson)  | 
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      GOOD AS IT GETS 2  | 
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    - I'm afraid he might
      pull the stiff one eye on me... (J. Nicholson, H. Hunt)  | 
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    - Do you have any control
      over how creepy you... (H. Hunt, J. Nicholson)  | 
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    You miss the tough guy?
      Well here I am, sweetheart! Happy.... (G. Kinnear)  | 
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    - How do you write women
      so well? I think of a man, and then I take away...  | 
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    Where did they teach you
      to talk like this? At some Panama... (J. Nicholson)  | 
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    Ah, Carol the waitress,
      Simon the fag. (Jack Nicholson)  | 
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    "Always look on the
      bright side of your life." (J. Nicholson)  | 
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    Not even if you hear a
      sound of a thud from my home, and.... (J. Nicholson)  | 
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    Think white and get
      serious! (Jack Nicholson)  | 
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    Where's the trust? (Jack Nicholson)  | 
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    AS
      GOOD AS IT GETS 3  | 
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